You will buy a ukulele expo ticket! You will learn the ukulele! You will get me some damn catnip and a brush right now!

This is my cat Spencer. She has been living with my ex and I have the pleasure of babysitting her royal highness for a short while. Already I feel my powers weaking when confronted by her powerful stare. Must resist...can't give in...awwww what the heck. Where is that brush anyway?